Welcome! Gardner West, private eye, here. Thanks for stopping by. If you'd like to know more about me, check out, http://gardnerwest.blogspot.com/I co-post there with, writer, Terry Stonecrop. I'll be posting here, at Hanky-Panky, on and off, as well. But I'm not going to go crazy, like Terry does, and post every, single week. I have, like, a life, you know.
Oh, right. You might want to know what this is all about. The Hanky-Panky Season is the name of the, soon-to-be published (or soon, Terry-hopes-like-hell-to-be-finished) noir-lite novel, I'll be starring in.
On Hanky-Panky, I'll be posting the stuff Terry edits out on http://gardnerwest.blogspot.com/
I'm a PI, what else can I say? If you need me, "Just whistle." Or something like that. And if you're a babe, This Gun's For . . . well . . . free . . .
I can't wait to see your blog! Haha.
ReplyDeleteYou're not funny. Hey, I'm still working on the design. You wait...
ReplyDeleteNice to know a sexy PI like you will give a babe free service. ;]
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for more!
Hey, Amanda babe! Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteAnything for a sexy chick like you. ;] And an actress, no less. Total cool in any time.
Oh My; is my head spinning. What a cool kat! Yeah, I'll be around for ya.
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ReplyDeleteHey, Donna babe! I'll be around for you, too, hon.
ReplyDeleteLove you sexy,sexy babes from the 21st century!
Sorry about the above post. I didn't realize Ter, was signed in. I've got to catch up with the techonology.
Well you're one cool PI aren't you :D
ReplyDeleteHey, Thanks, Helen babe! And you're one cool card reader;)
ReplyDeleteWill be watching.
ReplyDeleteHey, Terry babe! Thanks and thanks for stopping by. I appreciate all you sexy chicks coming to see me.
ReplyDeleteI've got my eye on you, West. Don't try any of that babe crap with me -- I'm on Her Magesty's secret service.
ReplyDeleteHey, Taylor, my man! Don't worry, I never try babe crap with men. Her Majesty's secret service, I'm impressed!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for stopping by. Much as I love all these sexy chicks, it's nice to have a man-to-man once in awhile.
Oh, don't be too impressed. My mission to bring down Sarkozy has come to nothing, so I'm returning to the motherland.
ReplyDeleteWho's your tailor, by the way?
Damn! Better luck next time, Taylor.
ReplyDeleteSarkozy, sounds Russian. Is he one of those pinko commies?
I have this great tailor, Louie Caputo, over in the North End. He learned the trade while doing time on a bookmaking rap.
I wish you luck here in the 21st century. It's no piece of cake. Unless you're talking Devil's Food Cake.
ReplyDeleteIf you get a chance on your solo vacation, come to New Orleans. Vist the French Quarter at twilight and wait for Meilori's to appear on the corner of Royal and Rue La Mort. Sam has a table reserved for you. Sit with your back to the wall. Hicock told me to tell you that.
The good news is that 1) Meilori's exists in your original time and 2)the short-skirted manager, Toya, loves bad boys. Roland
Hey Roland, good sir. Thanks for stopping by. Oh man, yes, the 21st century is crazy and so fast-paced. Phew.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the invite! I think I'll take you up on it. Sam and Meilori are the coolest.
And short-skirted Toya. Oh yeah, I'm there;]
Thanks for the advice from Hicock. Back to the wall, always a smart move.
Hey, you got more comments than I did today. I mean, congrats on your new blog. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Do I detect a little green monster?
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ReplyDeleteThanks Bec babe, for joining me. The more sexy chicks the better.
ReplyDeleteGeesh, I have to remember Ter, is signed up all the time. I need to find a way to rid of her, so I don't show up as Ter. Too embarassing, showing up as a chick.
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